Raccoon begging outside the bull market party

CURRENT STATUS: OUTSIDE THE PARTY

PLEASE

bull run is here. please let us in.

CAnot launched yet. please be patient.

scroll please ↓

NO BUNDLES. DEV COULDN'T AFFORD ONE.🦝🙏 NO INSIDERS. DEV HAS NO FRIENDS.🦝🙏 UTILITY: PLEASE.🦝🙏 MARKETING BUDGET: YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.🦝🙏 NO BUNDLES. DEV COULDN'T AFFORD ONE.🦝🙏 NO INSIDERS. DEV HAS NO FRIENDS.🦝🙏

audited by absolutely nobody

THE FINANCIALS 😭

institutional-grade numbers from an institution that does not exist.

DEV BUY

please understand.

BUNDLES

dev couldn't afford one.

INSIDERS

dev has no friends.

MARKETING BUDGET

you're looking at it.

world-changing technology

UTILITY

please.

patent pending probably not

MARKET MAKER this guy.

very serious corporate strategy

ROADMAP

01launchsomehow achieved

02pleasecurrent phase

03please harderadvanced technology

04get into the bull market partysecurity seems unreasonable

05pretend this was the plan all alongQ4 probably

TEAM ALLOCATION bro there is no team.

TREASURY $0.00 spectacularly well managed.

WEN BINANCE? please.

how dev survives

CREATOR FEES

dev has no secret bag to dump on you.

dev only makes money from creator fees when people trade.

so unfortunately… please trade. 😭

> checking dev wallet...
$ 0.00

> checking marketing budget...
$ 0.00

> checking dignity...
ERROR: NOT FOUND

> solution
PLEASE

frequently avoided questions

FAQ

IS THIS FINANCIAL ADVICE?

bro look at the raccoon.

WHY SHOULD I BUY?

we literally asked nicely.

WHAT IF IT DUMPS?

that would be extremely impolite.

WEN LAMBO?

we're currently outside the club.

IS DEV RICH?

read the website again but slower.

one last thing

PLEASE.

we've tried everything.